She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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