Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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