Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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