just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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