Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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