how can u be prego again
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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