So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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