Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.