Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(760): View more from California

Do you need to be saved?

(847): View more from Illinois

No I think I'm God

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(253): View more from Washington

I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.

(281): View more from Texas

No. Just liquor. Time's no good.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.

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(707): View more from California

I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up

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(905): View more from Ontario

I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.

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(727): View more from Florida

Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014

(813): View more from Florida

You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch

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(551): View more from New Jersey

New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on

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