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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening

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• (786): View more from Florida

  What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It was just a squirrel

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  You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too

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• (904): View more from Florida

  We almost ended up sober because of u!!

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• (585): View more from New York

  either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell

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