is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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