Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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