Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It's blow job season.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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