fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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