why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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