You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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