I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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