In the future we'll all be gay
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
