i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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