One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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