just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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