you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
