he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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