i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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