Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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