I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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