i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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