I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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