I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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whose parrot is this?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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