So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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