do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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