talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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