you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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