these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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