I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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