loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
How's work?
Spinning.
She's the barista slut.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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