I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm really busy with my period
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