He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
