it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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