# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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