we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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