YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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