Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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