i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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