he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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