her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.