Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.