You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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