Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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