do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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