Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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