talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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