if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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