if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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