): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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