He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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