just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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