Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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