Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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