...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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