garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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