I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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