I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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