Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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